Ice Cold Kool-Aid in Detroit

Here's a funny clip from Detroit's local news cast. After a recent bout of strong storms knocked out power for a full 5 days (which isn't uncommon in South East Michigan), the Detroit Edison work crews finally got to one lady's block who happened to be super excited because now she can "drink ice cold kool-aid and sleep like a baby".

Georgetown Fights Chinese Basketball team

Recently the Georgetown mens basketball team were visiting China as part of a goodwill tour. During one particularly physical game with tons of fouls called (mainly against the hoyas), a fight breaks out. Punches were thrown, players were pushed, the benches cleared out, and even chairs were thrown. After a while the tensions calm down enough for John Thompson to lead his team back off of the court to the locker room and by that time the crowd was throwing bottles.

The two teams supposedly made up after the event and are supposed to play a second game on Sunday night in Shanghai.

Reporter--"Man has more pussy (cats) than he can handle"

Now local news reporters can frequently be a little bit lame and not really know too many slang words... But this news lady is a piece of work---The teaser is that this "man has more pussy (cats) than he can handle."

It's almost like she never went to Junior High School to develop a juvenile sense of humor.

Reporter Tries To Report at Firing Range

Now this is just plain silly. A local CBS affiliate beat reporter is reporting his story while at the firing range. He's wearing ear-protection himself, while a shooter fires a handgun many times down-range to the target. The viewer can't hear any of the report only the bang-bang-bang of the gun going off. The audio-engineer had be nuts to allow such a thing.

San Diego News Jet Pack Fail

San Diego's local fox field reporter was at the Marina during the start of the news broadcast standing next to a boat and a guy with a water powered jet pack on his back. When the Jet-Pack man tried to take off, he almost knocks the reporter into the water, but instead he flies head first into the ocean.

The producers cut back to the main news team who are laughing and trying to figure out what's going on and then cut back for a few seconds so we can see that the man can actually fly around in his water propulsion jet pack.

Tampa's Josh Cascio Misses a Short Soccer Kick

Tampa Florida's Fox affiliate WTVT was doing a report on the women's world cup soccer tournament in 2011 when he decided to rather than "toss it back" to the anchors to "kick it back" to them by kicking a soccer ball into a little goal about 10 feet away. The poor chump misses by a wide margin and the anchor lady busts his chops a little bit.