Funny Headlines

Jay Leno on NBC has his regular TV bit every Monday about funny headlines and newspaper clips/photos that are ridiculously funny--Well here's a couple of news clips that are worthy of appearing on the Tonight Show.



"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25..."

I would venture to say that it drops off by 100% by age 20.

This news story's headline is "Condom truck tips, spills load" and shows a fire-rescue worker watching a semi-trailer tilting over alongside the highway... I wonder if this story was actually printed in a real newspaper or if it appeared in a copy of "the Onion".

She's enjoying Penis a little bit more

ABC 26 in New Orleans, Louisiana has their news reporter Catherine Shreves reporting on her healthwatch segment about "a shot that can help women improve their sex-drive. She says the drug which costs $1,200 is safe, but doctors say that it's not for everybody, but it has worked for Susan who you met in the story. The shot lasts for between four and six months. and that's one Doctor's appointment that she's not going to miss because it worked for her"

After she's done with her report and it's time for the idle reporter chatter, her male co-anchor says, "So she's enjoying Penis a little bit more is she?"

This catches Shreves off guard, and she stammers to say, "uh... she's ... she is... enjoying her... ah... sex life a little more.... She and her husband..."