Showing posts with label Dirty Mouth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty Mouth. Show all posts
Anchor Woman - Pick a dick - Sausage Blooper
An anchor woman was reporting on a local sausage festival where she was going to be a judge, and when she was telling the viewers where they can get tickets, instead of saying "pick a tick", she has a freudian slip and says "pick a dick"... Her female co-anchor laughs at her mistake and quips that she must have sausage on the brain.
Maryland Reporter Tucker Barnes Gets Soaked in Sewage Sea Foam During Hurricane Irene
A local reporter from Washington, D.C. ended up getting soaked in what is probably the remnants of raw sewage as he delivered live hurricane reports from Ocean City, Maryland.
WTTG-TV reporter Tucker Barnes was providing live updates for stations around the country as a wall of what he described as sea foam poured over him.
Barnes was on the boardwalk as Hurricane Irene hit the coast of Maryland
He noted that he had immersed himself in organic material. That "organic material" was most likely the effects of raw sewage pouring into the water during the storm.
"It doesn't taste great," he said.
He said it had a sandy consistency and added, "I can tell you first-hand, it doesn't smell great."
Tracy Morgan thinks that Sarah Palin is Good Looking
For some reason the producers of TNT's basketball broadcast thought it would be a good idea to let Charles Barkley and the other sports hosts interview Tracy Morgan (of 30 Rock and Saturday night live fame)... And they ask him who's hotter Sarah Palin or Tina Fey (Liz Lemon). Needless to say Tracy says a PG-13 inappropriate comment about Sarah on live TV.
It's warm and wet in London...
This blooper reel has some real classic news mistakes.
"It's warm and wet in London, is Elizabeth Lang as well?" says a British TV host.
As well as a field reporter getting knocked down by a sheep in the pasture, only to get knocked down by the snarky morning host who says, "she always finds herself on her knees somewhere doesn't she?"
San Diego Morning Anchor sucks at Turkey Calling
Scott Paulson was on the San Diego morning news team's telecast when they bring out a Turkey caller that quacks when you shake it. Then he hands it to the lady morning host, who proceeds to inappropriately suck it and shake --as if it's something else.
KPRC's Dominique Sachse doesn't want a facial
KPRC in Houston, Texas was wrapping up its sports report on a basketball game by showing a clip of a player throwing down a monster slam dunk, and the play-by-play announcer's voiceover says, "he throws it down hard right in his face... That's what you call a facial."
Then anchorwoman Dominique Sachse nervously chuckles and says, "ha ha ha... never had one of those, don't think I want one."
I'm not sure if she was talking about the innuendo, or about getting dunked on. Based on her sheepish laughter, I'm guessing that her mind was in the gutter.
CNN Reporter's Penis Blooper
This CNN news reporter was doing a story about how Northwest Airlines might get rid of their peanut snacks---Unfortunately, she accidentally said, "Northwest will serve penis" on the flight... This is truly a bad live TV blooper on CNN.
She also reported that Georgia is the top penis (peanut) producer in the United States---Jimmy Carter would be proud.
News Team at WTMJ in Milwaukee wants a quickie
The evening news
The anchor man and lady banter a little bit and after they kick it over to the weatherman, then the older George Mallet says to Courtney Garish, "we could head over there for a quickie... er... I mean a quick drink".
Brian Gotter, the weatherman, then says... "boy it's getting hot in here, I guess we'll do anything for November sweeps week!"
Did the New York Jets harrass Inez Sainz, the hot Mexican sports reporter?
This is Inez Sainz the hot TV reporter from Mexico representing TV Azteca that caused a big media storm this week by supposedly getting harrassed by some New York Jets players and staff while covering the team's training camp this September.
The team supposedly was making jokes about her and making her uncomfortable while she tried to interview Mark Sanchez... She heard people making embarrassing uncomfortable comments... But looking at how she was dressed (and sometimes she's flirty) she got a lot of cat-calls and whistles. Her jeans were essentially painted on, and "she pretend to not hear anything"
What does lady Gaga's Poker Face mean?
When Lady Gaga was on the BBC's Friday Night with Jonathan Ross talk show, he asks her about what the lyrics to Poker Face (Bluffin with my muffin) actually means, and confronts her about some internet rumors. Well the singer tells him the secret behind the song; watch the video to find out.
Reporter Goes Ghetto
This black reporter from channel 4, is doing a field report along a country road when a bug flies into his mouth and he flies off the handle. He curses up storm.
Warning, the video is NSFW (Not safe for work), S*i+, F*C!, etc... are screamed.
Austrailian Weatherman doesn't know how many balls an Octopus has
Channel 7's weatherman in Sydney Australia was doing his forecast and then wrapped it up with commentary on Paul the Octopus who managed to accurately predict all the World Cup winners during the summer of 2010. "I guess he'll quit when he's ahead with his 8 testicles"
I'm hoping that he meant to say Tentacles. (I seem to remember a similar mis-speak in the famous John Cusack movie "Better Off Dead"
She's enjoying Penis a little bit more
ABC 26 in New Orleans, Louisiana has their news reporter Catherine Shreves reporting on her healthwatch segment about "a shot that can help women improve their sex-drive. She says the drug which costs $1,200 is safe, but doctors say that it's not for everybody, but it has worked for Susan who you met in the story. The shot lasts for between four and six months. and that's one Doctor's appointment that she's not going to miss because it worked for her"
After she's done with her report and it's time for the idle reporter chatter, her male co-anchor says, "So she's enjoying Penis a little bit more is she?"
This catches Shreves off guard, and she stammers to say, "uh... she's ... she is... enjoying her... ah... sex life a little more.... She and her husband..."
WVLT Reporter Has a Hissy Fit
WVLT field reporter Gordon Boyd gets quite pissed and has throws a tantrum while reporting the news. He gets so angry at the end of his report he throws down his clip board onto the sidewalk, and the camera cuts to the anchor man who is a bit surprised by his coworkers antics and blames it on technical difficulties.
7.2 Magniturd Earthquake
This Local Fox News anchor man bumbles his words when talking about a 7.2 magnitude earthquake off of Alaska in 2008. The poor guy calls it a "7.2 Magniturd earthquake" --- This causes his female co-host to laugh uncontrollably and for the guys in the production booth to actually change the on screen graphic to say "Magniturd" instead of "Magnitude"---Kudos to the guys in the booth.
The Daily Buzz Morning Show Blooper
Peggy Bunker of the Daily Buzz morning show reads a story about a factory in Bucharest that is about to go out of business so the workers decide that if 1,000 of the factory workers make sperm donations to the local reproductive clinics the company can make some extra money to avoid shutting down.
Ron Corning jokes that the problem with that solution is that all the men will end up getting Carpal Tunnel syndrome and thereby increase the firm's health care expense---Poor Peggy just loses it at Ron's juvenile jokings.
CNN Anchor's Nice Mellons
When CNN's studio hosts decide to kick it out to the local reporter at the grocery store covering the "Great Grocery Race" the female host says to the girl reporter, "Nice mellons!..... behind you there."
After her comment the guy co-host cracks up laughing like a junior high school student, and the field reporter loses it as well and starts chuckling at how unsmooth her coworker was.
Mell Gibson Calls WGN reporter A$$ Hole
Mel Gibson is making the rounds doing satellite interviews to push his new movie and when Chicago's WGN entertainment reporter Dean Richards pushes Gibson on "some of the mistakes" he's made in the past, and if he's improved himself in the last 4-5 years... Mel asks him, "what are you talking about"---After Richards brings up the tabloid fodder from 5 years ago, Mel asks him to "move on... because I have"... And then as the video ends, Gibson calls Richards an ass hole.
A Boston Weatherman and his 9 inches... of snow
This Boston weatherman compares the 9 inches of snow Princeton, "as big as me" to his manhood... This was the clip that was featured on Talk Soup on the E! channel during the last week of January in 2010.
ESPN post game interview gone bad
This sports reporter must have had something else on his mind when wishing the basketball coach good luck in the future.
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