Jay Leno Headlines

NBC's Jay Leno who hosts his late night comedy show every weeknight has become famous for a skit in which he shows funny and strange headlines that various newspapers and magazines around the country have published. It's amazing what makes it past the editors. Fortunately for viewers, Jay has a small army that can find the best and most funny headlines and reports to bring to his viewers every Monday night. This particular clip is from 2005---but is on par with what's usually on his show. What do you think?