Guy Drags Great White Shark Into the Ocean

A small great white shark got beached in Australia, and a guy/surfer grabs the shark by the tail and drags him back into the water.

The Morning Show's host is not pregnant--It's just a bad dress.

The morning host for Australia's "The Morning Show" (TMS) is never going to wear that dress again... She blames the pleat in the dress for making her look pregnant---apparently it fooled enough viewers who sent in plenty of texts and emails congratulating her. But there's no bun in the oven.

Belinda Heggen makes fun of Mark Aiston

In a classic funny clip of Australian TV bliss, anchor Belinda Heggen mocks sports reporter Mark Aiston... After showing a sports clip of an athlete holding up a really small trophy, Mark says, "Belinda, I just don't understand how something so small can be so impressive."

To which Heggen responds, "well Mark, you would know about that."

It was a pretty funny low-blow making fun of Mark's manhood.

Kim Clijsters Calls Out a Sports Caster

At the Australian Open, Kim Clijsters is speaking with Todd Woodbridge (An Australian Sports Reporter), for writing that Kim looked grumpy and that she may be pregnant, because her boobs look bigger.

I think that poor Mr. Woodbridge wasn't ready to get called out on live TV and over the public address system at the tennis stadium. The crowd really had a good laugh and applause in response to Kim throwing Todd under the bus after his goofy text/tweet.

Now we'll just have to see who's going to be the player to win this year's Open.

Sunrise's Simon Reeve's Magic Whistle makes Horses go #2

The morning news program "Sunrise" in Australia has an anchor man (Simon Reeves) who claims that his whistle can make horses go to the bathroom.

So they send a field reporter out to a local stable with a portable TV and speaker, Simon starts whistling and after a few seconds the horses tail goes up, and it craps (as if on command).

Toowoomba Flood in Brisbane Australia washes away a parking lot full of Cars

Recently all of the rain and flooding that has hit Australia caused some rivers to overflow their banks and wash away about twenty cars from the car park (Parking Lot for the Americans out there).

This amazing video was shot by an office worker from an upper level conference room at work. The East Creek near Chalk Lane just swelled over its banks reaching a critical flood stage. One guy got outside to fiddle with his range rover SUV's tires and just barely managed to drive his truck out of danger. However, over a dozen owners of small cars had their vehicles disappear in a gush of murky river water.

It's truly an amazing weather video that has been getting a lot play in newsrooms around the world.

Virginia Trioli is Michael Roland--ABC 24 blooper

Virginia Trioli has a Ron Burgundy moment when she introduces ABC 24's news. She just reads the teleprompter and after talking about the stories and says, "Good morning you're watching ABC News 24, I'm Michael Roland"... How crazy, she introduces herself as a man---I guess they'll read anything that is put on the teleprompter.